What a Jew wants... what Jew needs...

In perfect Vonsian style, an Encino deli decided to run this ad in a local mailer.

Note the delicious cheese on meat action. Now note that it's available for not only Yom Ha-Din, but Yom Tzom Kippur.

Mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm, that's good aveira!

Then again, there is a Jewish star next to the toothpick, so who am I to judge?

You know... this would make a darn tasty meal during my flight to "a" Holocaust Museum.