"I was being a total jerk-face," declared Amnadja... Aminadj... Ahmindaj... the President of Iran. "My doctor switched me from Zoloft to Welbutrin and I was literally freaking out. I actually hallucinated and thought I was the Mahdi! That plus, my wives were on the same cycle and well, you know how that is! It was a bad scene. But they are all dead now, so no harm no foul. My apologies to the Jewish nation. I hope we can all live in peace."
Reaction was swift:
"This is nothing more than a Zionist plot!" - Hamas
"This is nothing more than a Zionist plot" - Neturei Karta
Have a happy Purim!